Fingered in Target ;)
Oh, yes. You read that right…
I toootally busted some awesomely-random-nsa-hook-up-moves while doin’ a little tipsy, post-happy-hour shopping!
Sooo, me and a couple of friends decided to do an impromptu happy hour last night for another friend’s birthday, and the margaritas were definitely F-L-O-W-I-N-G …and holy fuck, so was my pussy!
I’ve just been insanely horny all week long (hmm.. although, I suppose I’m kinda insanely horny EVERY week!lol! {shhhh! BUT I was so horny earlier today that I closed my office door and told everyone that I had a conference call with a vendor… Mmmmmmm. Oh, I had a call all right.. A call from my soaked panties, swollen clit and dripping pussy to my fingers, and a BIG thank you to “This Morning Me” for deciding to wear a skirt today! lol}
mmmm… I mean, I just couldn’t help it after sitting there all morning thinking about how fucking random and HOT my dressing room adventure was last night!
Anyway! Sorry
I’m digressing from my story… my incredibly sexy. Slutty… Awesome. Story.
Mmmm…
Okay! So, blah, blah, blah… Friends. Fun. Tequila. Running off to bathroom to flip through more naughtiness on my dash. Tequila. Bartender-flirting. BFF-birthday-flirting. Tequila. Dirty sexts to a regular FWB bud (alas, he was busy). Tequila. More fun. More friends. More Tequila. Cabs called. Pit-stop made at my friendly neighborhood Tarjay. Pit-stop within a Pit-stop to peruse their selection of workout ware (since I’m TRYING to keep shrinking my sexy BBW-ness down to even more svelte, sexy curviness)
And then…
That’s when I spotted him…
(to be continued)
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Now, this NEVER happens to me when I go shopping. The most I get is someone looking at my ass, which is something they should be doing. I guess I should go to Target more often, then
I can’t wait to hear the rest of your story, sexy.